All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I am one with the molecules
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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