just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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