and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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