I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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