everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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