Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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