help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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