We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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