Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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