People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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