She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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