You work out of a Hotel?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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