He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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