i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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