love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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