: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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