Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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