your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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