My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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