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(973): View more from New Jersey

ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

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(815): View more from Illinois

Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl

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(908): View more from New Jersey

How wet are you?

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

Ever heard of a U-boat?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(785): View more from Kansas

So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?

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(613): View more from Ontario

The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...

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(719): View more from Colorado

My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.

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