is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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