Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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