We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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