My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
