Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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