yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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