Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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