You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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