Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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