hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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