Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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