I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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