I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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