someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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