i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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