Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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