im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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