there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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