Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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