I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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