can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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