she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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