i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
