the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
how do flat chested girls get laid?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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