i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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