My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is wine microwaveable?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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