I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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