This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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