I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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