spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
