I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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